Sunday, February 28, 2010

Oh, No Logo

JLo's got an Olympic vagina is what I learned while watching SNL last night.

Classic Moves

Who knew "Showgirls" was so topical: A tsunami and waterboarding all in one sex scene.

Monday, February 22, 2010

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Cat Curling

Me and my semi-relaxed cat.

Saturday, February 20, 2010

The Curler's Wife

Oh, I see. So you can sweep the ice all day long but you can't touch the kitchen.

Reality Ho

I mean, seriously, Old Navy: Ass Stands? Everyone knows that poles are made for stripping.

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Drill, Baby, Drill

The President of ConocoPhillips died in an avalanche yesterday. Mother Nature's response: They pull out a pipeline, you pull out an avalanche. They drill one of your fields, you send one of theirs to the morgue. That's the Alaskan way.

Saturday, February 13, 2010

China Thinks Obama is Google

China is asking Obama not to meet with the Dalai Lama as it will strain realtions between our countries. How about they stop selling us poison toys and pet food to ease the strain in relations? The lack of murder might be a relaxing step in this process.

Olympic Fail

Does Superman know they stole part of his fortress to make the Olympic cauldron?

Probably, because then he took one piece back just to embarrass Canada.

Monday, February 8, 2010

Let's Get Retarded

I can only assume that Sarah Palin considers the Black Eyed Peas to be on the same satirical plane as Rush Limbaugh. Otherwise she'd be calling for Fergie to surrender her Lady Lumps. Though, I believe that Limbaugh already did.