Thursday, April 29, 2010


Here's my photoshopped response to the Arizona immigration law.

Who's the Illegal Immigrant now?

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Hamas A Menos

Apparently Hamas is taking flash animation classes from the Tiger Woods reenactment animators because they just sent out a message via video that comes off more as an entry in a foreign language short film competition than it does a warning of things to come. That is, until you get to the end.

The large headed figure trodding along the pavement represents the father of the Israeli soldier who was captured 5 years ago. He ages as he walks around town carrying the portrait of his son, waiting for him to return home. Spoiler alert: the kid comes home in a coffin. Nice one, Hamas, you're masters at the PR game. I'd have more respect for you if you did a reenactment of Snooki getting bitch slapped in a bar fight.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Cash for God

A fan has set up a donation site in the name of Stephen Baldwin whom he wants to support in his apparently Christian-based career crushing decisions. The video below gives us examples of Stephen Baldwin's persecution, which is entirely comprised of internet comment sections making fun of him in unlikely fonts.

So I urge you, visit today and "restore" Stephen's bank account because Lord (Xenu) knows we can't have a Kirk-Cameron-style-born-again-celebri-crazy defaulting on his mortgage.

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Founding Fathers, Where Are They Now?

I found this in The Chicago Tribune's "What Happened to 60's Sex Kittens?" "What Ertha Kitt is doing now: Died in 2008" Thanks for the update. At least they didn't post a photo of her current condition.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Now That's a Maverick Move

To be fair, when McCain said "I never considered myself a maverick" he was referring to Tom Cruise's role in Top Gun. I agree. He's more of a Goose.