Monday, July 26, 2010

The Asses of Comic-Con

My favorite Comic-Con ass.

Futurama representin'. You know what they say, it's the thong that makes the outfit.

I mean, right?

Destro and the Baroness. Not too shabby.

Mrs. Fields helping Bob's Big Boy maintain his boyish figure.

Steampunk butts.

A whole super family of asses.

Trash Man, possibly butt.

OG V butt.

Zelda's following frisbee, Tron, something or other butt.

More tail.

Between missions Uhura and Batman went their separate ways.

Dude, there's a Cylon right behind you.

Seriously, there is a Cylon right behind you!

Come on, The Crow, there is a Cylon right behind--

You want to know how I got these scars?

The future is now.

Thursday, July 1, 2010

The Power of Suggestion

Scientists have found the recently exposed fossilized teeth of a whale, which was three times the size of a modern day killer whale, in coastal Peru. Last year I sand boarded and rode a bike through the Pisco-Ica desert, if I had known that there was a sea monster lurking beneath, well, it would have taken my mind off of the potential for being kidnapped while watching the dubbed into Spanish version of "Taken," a movie about being kidnapped while traveling in a foreign country, which was playing on an otherwise empty bus which I was was traveling by myself in along the comically desolate Pan-American highway. And what movie do you think was playing on the ride back: "Alive." Yeah, that's right, "Alive."