Oh, No Logo

JLo's got an Olympic vagina is what I learned while watching SNL last night.

Classic Moves

Who knew "Showgirls" was so topical: A tsunami and waterboarding all in one sex scene.

Aboriginal Russians

I guess in Russia black face is okay if you skip the face part and just put it on your body.

http://www.nbcolympics.com/video/assetid=b99212f4-077e-4f09-9ad5-1ecbba00675e.html#russians+third+after+original+dance

Cat Curling

Me and my semi-relaxed cat.

The Curler's Wife

Oh, I see. So you can sweep the ice all day long but you can't touch the kitchen.

Reality Ho

I mean, seriously, Old Navy: Ass Stands? Everyone knows that poles are made for stripping.

Drill, Baby, Drill

The President of ConocoPhillips died in an avalanche yesterday. Mother Nature's response: They pull out a pipeline, you pull out an avalanche. They drill one of your fields, you send one of theirs to the morgue. That's the Alaskan way.