Read The Fine Print

Way to use Christ's birthday as a measure of your own, Atheism.

And since I'm on the topic of where the God-fearing and the god-less intersect, here's my reality show pitch as it's the most common medium through which we observe both states existing within one entity or in the form of a hot tub three-way, usually both.

Oh, Coach

"I've been on food stamps and welfare. Nobody helped me out." Thanks, Coach, for not making any sense. And now I'm going to go crazy because Glenn Beck has rewritten Thomas Paine's "Common Sense." A sense he is sorely lacking.

Or So I Was Saying

"If when beauty fades, thought, the deft and unseen sculptor, hath not left his subtle lines upon the face, then all is lost. No charm is left. The light is out. There is no flame within to glorify the wrinkled clay.”

Or at least that's what I think when I'm watching The Girls Next Door.













And now, watch my recut of "The Women."

Cheesus?

A Dallas couple says that this is Cheesus. But I think it's more of a...









Mr. Burns.


















Or maybe it's the pope. But that gets me back to religious imagery and that whole Cheney's hat thing.

Cheney's Hat

Drudge uses this photo to go with an article on Cheney criticizing Obama's "dangerous plans." Which, I'm sorry, makes Cheney look even more evil than usual, like he's there to get Obama. Wouldn't you choose a photo of Obama looking "evil" to make your point?
























But then when Drudge chooses this photo to go along with an article about how the Pope isn't expressing enough remorse for the Holocaust while he's in Israel I have to ask... Is Cheney the Pope's shadow?





















Or is he...