Guns, Guns, Guns

There was a guy on that show that Larry King used to do
Yelling about guns to you know who
Well, maybe you don’t know who
Piers Morgan who calls a bathroom a loo
Or at least I assume that’s a thing he would do

He likes The Queen Mum
That Piers Mor-gun
He said in a matter of fact, ho-hum
“Are you finished,” [you sun of a gun]?
Alex Jones let out another yelp
It’s obvious that there would be no such help
Communicating with this man who cooperates like kelp

Guns, guns, guns
Buns, buns, buns
Um, um, um
Plum, plum, plum
Dumb, dumb, dumb