Oh, Racism

I have a dream that one day little black boys and black girls will be able to do light janitorial work. -Rush Limbaugh 2012

If I Can Have You, No One Can

If Rush is so ready to leave the country over health care, let's all pitch in for the ticket.

Let's Get Retarded

I can only assume that Sarah Palin considers the Black Eyed Peas to be on the same satirical plane as Rush Limbaugh. Otherwise she'd be calling for Fergie to surrender her Lady Lumps. Though, I believe that Limbaugh already did.

Rush Supplies Olbermann New Bouncing Figure At Bottom of Screen

The headline on Rush Limbaugh's web page right now "Talent on Loan from God Wins Contest for Miss America Judges" refers to his dancing to Lady Gaga during said program taping. Now he's just cutting out the middle man and writing The Onion headlines himself.