Tea and Rape

The good news is, it looks like Fox News can report the Libyan struggle from the breakfast buffet. The bad news is, due to this desperate woman being drug out of a hotel lobby full of journalists, who thought the hotel staff were regular hotel staff and not members of Gaddafi's regime, they now know who's serving them their coffee. Way to blow your cover, bus boys and desk clerks, way to blow your cover.

Middle East Uprising Timeline

If I can just sum up how this whole Middle East uprising started, I guess I would have to begin with the time Gaddafi sent his Libyan attack force to the past in order to wipe out Doc Brown so that he couldn't play the bad guy in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" which was the movie playing in a suburban Tunis Drive In Theater that inspired the Tunisians to rise up against their crooked cartoon overlords which in turn inspired the Egyptians to rise up against their crooked cartoon overlords which in turn inspired the Libyans to rise up against their crooked cartoon overlords. But **SPOILER ALERT** Doc Brown survived. So all of that happened and here is where we find ourselves.

In a nutshell.