Earthquake in Chile During Presidential Swearing In

But more importantly, they hand over power by transferring a sash? What is this, a Beauty Pageant? Why don't they just swap crowns and get it over with? I mean, where do people come up with--

This just in: The Queen of England was seen walking her Corgies whilst wearing the Crown Jewels. She realeased this statement: "There's nothing Monty and Willow like more than dressing up for a mad romp."

So anyways, earthquake.

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