More Than One Mean-ing

You could read this CNN headline two ways: The sham Scientology marriage took Katie's soul way or the someone took advantage of people on vacation way.

Now That's a Maverick Move

To be fair, when McCain said "I never considered myself a maverick" he was referring to Tom Cruise's role in Top Gun. I agree. He's more of a Goose.

If they helped Tom Cruise with His Gay...

Kirstie Alley says Scientology has helped her with her weight. She's not fat, she's just big Thetaned.