Wanderings

I took this photo while speaking to my friend on speakerphone via the very same device. Our topic: getting a key made. I feel the passersby may have been concerned that I was having a conversation with this snail about trying to get into his teeny tiny house. When in reality, the snail only asked me one question: does this make my ass look big? And I was like, what? Did you just get the Larry Sanders box set on DVD? And he was said, I wrote that joke for Gary Shandling. And I was duly impressed. Long story short, we're getting coffee next week.